When my wife was very, very pregnant with our first child and began having infrequent and minor contractions, I suggested we go to the hospital (20+ minutes away). She assured me it wasn’t time.

“Pandemic Ponderings”: I am trying to think about a nice way to say this without ‘beating the heck out of the bush’, so to speak, because I say it as much for myself as I do for anyone who is reading this.

Hello, everyone. Here are some paraprosdokians for your enjoyment, courtesy of fellow parishioner Sue Ann who passed them on to me. Hope you get a good laugh out of them – I definitely did!

Ingrid, our parish and school Business Manager, is stepping down at the end of this week. I am deeply grateful for her skill and dedication to us and as you would guess, she and I have worked closely together. I will miss her big time!

Are you ready for some good news?