I can be quick and then I’m deadly. I am a rock, shell, and bone medley. If I was made into a man, I’d make people dream. I gather in my millions by ocean, sea, and stream. What am I?
A man walks into a bar and says to one of the patrons, “I know every song ever written. I’ll bet you $100 that I can find a song containing any name you like.” The second man laughs and says, “Fine. I’ll take your bet. My daughter’s name is Julie Monique Alexander. Sing me a song with her name in it.” A few minutes later, the first man leaves the bar with a crisp new $100 bill in his wallet. What song did he sing?
A woman stands on one side of a river and her dog on the other. The woman calls her dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a boat or a bridge. How?
The letters of the word dormitory can be rearranged to spell a two-word phrase that describes a typical dormitory. What is that phrase?
I have seven billiard balls, one of which weighs slightly less than the other six. However, they all look exactly the same. Using a balance scale, how can I identify the one that weighs less, if I can use the scale only twice?
Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the name of the third child?
Sand.
Happy Birthday.
The river was frozen.
Dirty room.
Separate six of the seven balls into two groups of three, and weigh the groups against one another. If the scale balances, then you know that the seventh ball is the one weighing slightly less. If the scale isn’t balanced, then take the lighter side and weigh any two of those balls against each other. Either the scale will reveal that one of those two balls is lighter, or it will balance and reveal that the remaining ball is the one you’re after.
Johnny. (Go back and read the question!)