Brett's Two Cents

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it…

I thought growing old would take longer.

You come from dust; you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Childhood injuries: fell off my bike; fell out of a tree; twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: slept wrong; sat down too long; sneezed too hard.

Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood…

Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Grandparents:  so easy to operate, even a child can do it.

I laughed so hard, tears ran down my leg.

My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a condition known as “respect for others.”