Brett&#039;s Two Cents

September 7, 2019

Hello, everyone. Nice to be back with you! Vacation always goes so fast, but I’m always so glad to return to Holy Trinity — well, after a day or so, anyway! That seems to be all it takes to fall out of vacation mode, back into work mode!

Happy first week of school to most of our elementary and middle-schoolers! By now, I’m sure the thrill of being back at school has worn off, and the reality of early mornings has once more set in, so to lift your spirits, here are some funny sign messages for you:

At a shoe repair store: We will heel you; we will save your sole; we will even dye for you.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
On a veterinarian’s door: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In front of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a tire shop: Invite us to your next blowout!
On a plumber’s truck: We repair what your husband fixed. (Ouch!)
On a septic tank truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.
On another septic tank truck: Caution — This truck is full of Political Promises.

Have a great week, everyone!