Brett&#039;s Two Cents

October 26, 2019

Hello everyone! Sometimes when Fr. Dave, Fr. Hans, Erin, Ally, and I are sitting in our homily prep meetings on Thursday mornings, DEEP thoughts will occur to us….

Okay, not really. But still. Here are some, hmmm, less-than-philosophical reflections that might keep you entertained as you make your way home from Mass:

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens violence against himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn’t it just a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything
written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Would a fly without wings be called a “walk”?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Have a great week, everyone!