At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN.” (ooooh, I gotta try that one…)
Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over her/his caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”
When your money comes out of the ATM, scream, “I won! I won! Third time this week!”
Sing along at the opera.
Finish all your sentences with, “in accordance with the prophecy.”
When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot yelling, “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”
Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” (hmmm…for some kids, this might be welcome news!)