Brett's Two Cents

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

We never really grow up — we only learn how to act in public.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

I didn’t say it was your fault — I said I was blaming you.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, notify. . .”, I answered, “A doctor.”

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. . . but it’s still on my list.