Brett's Two-Cents

Hello, everyone! Happy Thanksgiving week! I had planned on doing something thoughtful this week, but one of our middle-schoolers informed me after Mass last weekend that it was time for some humor. So, opening randomly my little book of jokes, I give you. . . . doctor jokes:

 

• “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in your waiting room.”  “Tell him I can’t see him now.”

• Patient:  How much to have this tooth pulled?

     

• Patient:  Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I hurt all over. If I touch my shoulder, it hurts; if I touch my leg, it hurts; if I touch my head, it hurts; if I touch my foot, it hurts.

 

• The doctor calls up the patient and says, “I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours left to live.”